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Click It or Ticket nets more than 300 citations

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STATEWIDE — The New Mexico State Police (NMSP) have reported that their participation in the annual Click It or Ticket campaign May 20 – June 2 was a success.

NMSP officers were on the lookout across all roadways in the state for proper seatbelt use among drivers and passengers. Over the course of the campaign, officers issued a total of 373 citations, 232 for lack of seatbelt use and 21 for lack of child restraint.

A total of six arrests also resulted from the campaign as one driver pulled over for lack of seatbelt use was found to be DWI and five others were found to have outstanding warrants.

‘The safety of motorists is a top priority of the New Mexico State Police, and officers will continue to conduct operations throughout the year,’ the NMSP said in a release. ‘We encourage the public to drive safely and obey all laws while traveling the highways of New Mexico.’

County to finalize ICIP rankings

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CARLSBAD — The Eddy County Commission will finalize the ranking of its Fiscal Year 2026-30 Infrastructure Capital Improvement Projects (ICIP) during its regularly scheduled meeting Tuesday.

Planning and Development Director Steve McCroskey reported that two previously ranked projects have been removed from the proposed list and four others added, including the creation of two regional fire stations, an Eddy County Events Center, and a covered arena for the Eddy County Fairgrounds.

The finalized list must be submitted to the Department of Finance and Administration (DFA) by July 12. Current proposed rankings include:

• FY 2026: 1. Eddy County Complex site preparation 2. Edd County fire/safety facilities 3. Carrasco Road realignment 4. Eddy County Complex detention center 5. Eddy County Complex administration

• FY 2027: 1. Fire service training ground enhancements 2. Carrasco Road extension (U.S. 62 – U.S. 285) 3. Creation of a regional fire station on Tumbleweed Road in Artesia

• FY 2028: 1. Radio Boulevard and Boyd Drive bridge 2. Creation of a regional fire station in the McNew Subdivision in Carlsbad 3. Avalon Alacron Drainage Project 4. Eddy County Complex – judicial 5. Creation of an Eddy County Events Center 6. Construction of a covered arena at the Eddy County Fairgrounds The two projects removed from the ICIP rankings include the Southeast Loop Road and a fire services dormitory.

The board will also consider a bid for improvements at the Eddy County Shooting Range. The Finance Department will recommend granting a bid for the shooting range project to White Sands Construction in the amount of $1,377,000.

The county has been awarded $1.2 million in Recreation Centers and Quality of Life Grant funding, leaving a balance of $177,000, which would be paid out of the General Fund. The Finance Department also noted that the Legislature recently approved extending the expiration date for the use of recreational grant funds to June 30, 2027, though the county is still awaiting agreement extension amendments from the Department of Finance and Administration.

Two bids were submitted for the project, the second coming from J. Carrizal General Construction Inc. with a quote of $1,498,043.38.

Elsewhere on the agenda, the commission will:

• consider setting a public hearing regarding a 10-year non-exclusive franchise agreement with the Riverside Mutual Domestic Water Association.

• consider submitting a letter of support to the New Mexico Superintendents Association on behalf of the Loving Municipal Schools; Loving wishes to continue the four-day school schedule it has been operating under for the past eight years, which has shown success in student growth and attendance, as well as district savings.

• hear an informational presentation from Sheriff Mark Cage regarding the Eddy County Sheriff’s Office’s submission of an application for federal funding, at the urging of Sen. Ben Ray Lujan, for a Rapid DNA system. The award will be announced in the next 30 to 90 days. If successful, the county would receive $550,000 for the new system.

• hear a request from Eddy County Fire and Rescue for permission to apply FY 2025 Firefighter and EMT Recruitment Fund monies to apply toward its five vacant positions.

The meeting is scheduled to begin at 8:30 a.m. Tuesday, June 18, in Commission Chambers at the Eddy County Administration Complex, 101 W. Greene St., Carlsbad.

Enforcement Watch releases May updates

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SANTA FE — The New Mexico Environment Department (NMED) has released Enforcement Watch updates for the month of May.

The Enforcement Watch is a listing of all active and resolved enforcement cases. Active cases involve an alleged violation of a regulation, rule, permit, license, etc. Resolved cases are those that were adjudicated in court of law or administratively resolved. The Enforcement Watch also provides tools for the public to report alleged environmental or workplace safety violations.

“The Environment Department is taking bold steps to ensure the safety of our food and water across the state,” said NMED Compliance and Enforcement Director Bruce Baizel. “Continued disregard of permit requirements by retail food establishments and municipal water systems will be met with escalating fines and penalties.”

In the month of May, 113 new entries were added to the Active Matters listing and 36 were moved to the Resolved Matters listing.

The new additions to the report included: – 61 notices of violation issued by the Food Safety Program to retail food establishments that failed to timely pay their permit fee which results in the assessment of a $25.00 late fee – 34 notices of violation issued by the Drinking Water Bureau – 6 notices of violation issued by the Occupational Health & Safety Bureau – 5 notices of violation issued by the Air Quality Bureau – 3 notices of violation issued by the Solid Waste Bureau – 2 notices of violation issued by the Ground Water Quality Bureau – 1 notice of violation issued by the Hazardous Waste Bureau – 1 notice of violation issued by the Surface Water Quality Bureau The following enforcement cases were resolved in May: – 18 cases in the Food Safety Program – 13 cases in the Drinking Water Bureau – 3 cases Hazardous Waste Bureau – 1 case in the Air Quality Bureau – 1 case in the Occupational Health & Safety Bureau Highlights of alleged violations and resolved cases in May include:

• The Groundwater Quality Bureau issued a notice of violation to the Town and Country Mobile Home Park in Carlsbad for operating under an expired groundwater discharge permit, in violation of New Mexico Water Quality regulations and the Water Quality Act.

• The Surface Water Quality Bureau issued an Administrative Compliance Order …

… to the City of Santa Fe for violations of New Mexico Water Quality Act and New Mexico Water Quality regulations, and penalties of more than $2.3 million, alleging that Camino Real Wastewater Treatment Plant discharged E. coli and nitrogen into the Santa Fe River in quantities that exceed standards protective of cool water aquatic life and primary contact, and that produce undesirable aquatic life and nuisance species.

• The Air Quality Bureau issued a notice of violation to New Mexico Gas Company, the owner and operator of the Star Lake Compressor Station, for failing to annually inspect equipment and failing to submit an annual emission testing report.

• The Drinking Water Bureau issued a notice of violation to the Village of Tularosa for Consumer Confidence Report Certifications for 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022 Calendar Years.

• The Drinking Water Bureau issued a notice of violation to the Camino Real Regional Utility Authority for exceeding the arsenic MCL at Industrial Park Arsenic TP during the 2nd quarter of 2024.

• The Food Safety Bureau issued a notice of violation to the Rio Chama Steakhouse for operating without a permit.

• The Hazardous Waste Bureau issued a notice of violation to Union Pacific Railroad for violating New Mexico Hazardous Waste regulations by failing to properly label containers of used oil, failing to keep closed containers of used oil stored outdoors, failure to obtain an EPA Identification Number for the storage of hazardous waste, for storing hazardous waste for greater than 90 days, for failing to perform weekly inspections of hazardous waste storage areas, for failing to provide hazardous waste management training for appropriate personnel and for failing to pay hazardous waste fees.

• The Occupational Safety and Health Bureau issued a notice of violation to American Manufacturing, Inc. for violations of the Occupational Safety and Health Act, including failing to develop a hearing conservation program for employees, for failing to provide a medical evaluation to determine employee compatibility to use respiratory protection, for failing to inform exposed employees of hazardous atmospheric conditions in permit spaces, for exposing employees to a hazardous air contaminant over a permissible exposure limit and for not providing effective information and training on hazardous chemicals to employees.

• The Solid Waste Bureau issued a notice of violation to the SW New Mexico Regional Landfill for violating the New Mexico Solid waste rules by failing to provide proper intermediate cover on areas that have not received waste for 60 days or longer.

The Enforcement Watch provides the public, the business community, environmental nongovernment organizations, and municipal governments with easy access to see which organizations the NMED has alleged are in violation of regulations, permits, and/or licenses administered by the Department. It is updated when violations are alleged or resolved. Retrospective enforcement matters are added as staffing resources allow.

Organizations remain on Enforcement Watch until the alleged violations are corrected to the satisfaction of the Department. The easiest way for an organization to avoid appearing on the Enforcement Watch is to stay off it in the first place by remaining in full compliance with applicable regulations. The NMED encourages organizations that are unclear of their regulatory responsibilities to contact a consultant and conduct a third-party compliance audit and disclose potential violations.

The NMED provides detailed compliance and enforcement metrics in the Compliance Measures section of the Quarterly Performance Report.

The full Enforcement Watch can be viewed at https://www.env.nm.gov/enforcement- watch.

Avian flu not uncommon in N.M.

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ROSWELL — Carl Jacobsen, wildlife biologist for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) at Bitter Lake National Wildlife Refuge, said he is sure avian flu is present in wild birds at the refuge.

“I’ve seen waterfowl that display symptoms of it,” he said. Jacobsen was not ready to make an outright statement about the flu being present in the 24,563-acre refuge, however.

“I have never sent a sample in, so I can’t say definitively it is here,” Jacobsen said. “But it’s very common, so I would be surprised if it wasn’t.”

Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI), commonly known as bird flu, is widespread in wild birds worldwide and is causing outbreaks in U.S. poultry and dairy cows. Three cases of HPAI have been reported in U.S. dairy workers in 2024, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website.

An additional case of HPAI in humans, which involved a fatality, was reported recently near Mexico City by the World Health Organization. The case in Mexico involved the strain H5N2, a different strain from the cases in the U.S., which involved the H5N1 strain.

According to the CDC, the probability of humans contracting HPAI is very low, but people should avoid direct contact with wild birds and other animals suspected of being infected with bird flu viruses and observe them only from a distance.

Bird flu viruses can infect the respiratory and gastrointestinal tracts of birds and have been identified in more than 100 different species of wild birds around the world, according to the CDC.

According to the FWS website, at least one confirmed case of avian flu was collected in Chaves County in February, but exactly where in Chaves County the sample was collected is not listed. That case was in a Canadian goose. Other cases of bird flu in wild birds in New Mexico this year have been collected in Curry and Eddy counties and along the Rio Grande flyway in Bernalillo and Socorro counties. Most of those detections have been in Canadian geese, snow geese and hawks, according to the FWS.

Besides the widely reported cases of bird flu in dairy cows, numerous cases of the disease have been detected in mammals in New Mexico, including skunks, red foxes, domestic cats and house mice, according to the FWS website. The website lists 11 cases in house mice and one case in a red fox in Roosevelt County in May of this year, as well as six cases in domestic cats in Curry County in March and April.

Jacobsen said he was told by Migratory Game Bird Coordinator Dan Collins, who works at the FWS Regional Office in Albuquerque, that HPAI is present in wild bird populations at all times, but the disease’s impact on wild bird populations is variable according to the time of year and other conditions.

Tanya Espinosa, a public affairs specialist with the U.S. Department of Agriculture, said in an email to the Daily Record that there have been no reports of major decreases in wild bird populations in the U.S. that can be attributed to avian influenza.

Wildlife professionals are encouraged to investigate all unexplained wild bird deaths, she said. Samples from birds are submitted to screening laboratories for initial testing, and all detections need to be confirmed at the National Veterinary Services Laboratories (NVSL), according to Espinosa.

She said there have been a total of 24 individual detections of bird flu in wild birds from New Mexico confirmed by the NVSL since the onset of the current avian flu outbreak in January 2022.

Animals and birds can be infected with HPAI even if they don’t show any symptoms, the CDC said, and people should also avoid unprotected contact with poultry or other animals that may be sick or have died, or that are suspected or known to have bird flu virus infection.

The public is also advised not to touch surfaces or materials that may be contaminated.

Public Record

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4:11 a.m. – Krystynn Leeann Christy, 33, of Artesia, arrested and charged with battery, aggravated fleeing of a law enforcement officer, aggravated DWI, unlawful taking of a motor vehicle, driving without a license, reckless driving and resisting, evading or obstructing an officer.

ASSIST

12:04 a.m. – Officer dispatched to North First Street and West Mahone Drive to assist the Eddy County Sheriff’s Office.

DISORDERLY CONDUCT 3:03 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the 1500 block of West Washington Avenue in reference to disorderly conduct.

ALARM

5:19 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the Artesia Aquatic Center in reference to a burglar alarm.

June 13 VICIOUS ANIMAL

8:46 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the 600 block of South Roselawn Avenue in reference to a vicious animal.

DISTURBANCE

10:10 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the 100 block of West Gage Avenue in reference to a family disturbance.

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY 10:27 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the 500 block of West Texas Avenue in reference to suspicious activity.

UNWANTED SUBJECT 11:04 a.m. – Officer dispatched to the 100 block of West Cleveland Avenue in reference to an unwanted subject.

BREAKING AND ENTERING

12:20 p.m. – Officer dispatched to 1707 S. 17th St. in reference to a breaking and entering in progress.

SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE 1:03 p.m. – Officer dispatched to South 27th Street and West Menefee Avenue in reference to a suspicious vehicle.

ABANDONED VEHICLE 2:21 p.m. – Officer dispatched to Family Dollar in reference to

an abandoned vehicle.

WANTED SUBJECT

2:25 p.m. – Officer dispatched to Pecos Inn in reference to a wanted subject.

3:33 p.m. – Officer dispatched to Roselawn Manor in reference to a wanted subject.

SUSPICIOUS PERSON 4:23 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the 800 block of West Hank Avenue in reference to a suspicious person. FRAUD

4:29 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the Public Safety Complex in reference to fraud.

BATTERY

4:44 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the Artesia Aquatic Center in reference to battery.

ACCIDENT

6:24 p.m. – Officer dispatched to West Main and North 13th streets in reference to a hit-andrun motor vehicle accident.

SUSPICIOUS PERSON 6:41 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the 900 block of West Mann Avenue in reference to a suspicious person.

DISTURBANCE

7:50 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the Abo Apartments in reference to a neighborhood disturbance. VICIOUS ANIMAL

8:15 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the 1200 block of West Washington Avenue in reference to a vicious animal.

ASSIST

8:35 p.m. – Officer dispatched to 20th and Main streets to assist the Eddy County Sheriff’s Office.

SUSPICIOUS PERSON 9:27 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the Abo Apartments in reference to a suspicious person.

ASSIST

10:28 p.m. – Officer dispatched to the 700 block of West Cleveland Avenue to assist the Artesia Fire Department.

EDDY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE June 4 RECKLESS DRIVING

8:41 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 5900 block of Seven Rivers Highway in reference to reckless driving.

TEMPORARY

RESTRAINING ORDER 8:55 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 2500 block of West Missouri Avenue in reference to a temporary restraining order.

RECKLESS DRIVING

11:13 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to Roswell Highway and East Pearson Road in reference to reckless driving.

11:31 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to Seven Rivers Highway, mile marker 58, in reference to reckless driving.

LARCENY

1:24 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to 2116 Maple St. in reference to larceny.

ACCIDENT

5:37 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Roswell Highway and East Pearson Road in reference to a motor vehicle accident with injuries. RECKLESS DRIVING

7:40 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 2700 block of Quarter Horse Drive in reference to reckless driving.

DOMESTIC

8:05 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 800 block of Painted Pony Lane in reference to a verbal domestic dispute.

10:44 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 1600 block of West Missouri Avenue in reference to a verbal domestic dispute. SUICIDAL SUBJECT

10:56 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 1800 block of South First Street in reference to a suicidal subject.

May 11 ASSIST

12:36 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to North Eighth Street and West Cleveland Avenue to assist the New Mexico State Police.

3:07 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to North Roselawn and West Richey avenues to assist the New Mexico State Police.

May 10 ACCIDENT

5:16 a.m. – Deputy dispatched to East Jackson Road and Roswell Highway in reference to a motor vehicle accident with no injuries.

INCORRIGIBLE CHILD 1:20 p.m. – Deputy dispatched

to Teresa Drive in reference to an incorrigible child.

RECKLESS DRIVING

2:28 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Lovington Highway, mile marker 108, in reference to reckless driving.

HARASSMENT

4:29 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Mockingbird Lane in reference to harassment.

ASSIST

6:06 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Hope Highway, mile marker 86, to assist the Hope Police Department.

BREAKING AND ENTERING

6:40 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to 414 N. 26th Rural St. in reference to breaking and entering.

ASSIST

7:39 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Hope Highway, mile marker 87, to assist the Hope Police Department.

7:49 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Hope Highway, mile marker 86, to assist the Hope Police Department.

DISORDERLY CONDUCT 8:11 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to the 10 block of Mockingbird Lane in reference to disorderly conduct.

RECKLESS DRIVING

9:43 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Roswell Highway, mile marker 78, in reference to reckless driving.

DWI

10:25 p.m. – Deputy dispatched to Seven Rivers Highway, mile marker 57, in reference to DWI. An arrest was made.

ARTESIA MUNICIPAL COURT Judge Sarah Gallegos — Gabrielle Ann Madrid found guilty of contempt of court, failure to pay fines. Defendant paid fines and fees in full and was released.

— Abel L. Verdoza found guilty of operators and chauffeurs must be licensed. Total fines and fees $54.

— Jorge Molina found guilty of driving on a suspended or revoked license. Sentenced to 90 days in the Artesia Detention Center with 80 days suspended. Total fines and fees $429.

Today in History

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Today is Sunday, June 16, the 168th day of 2024. There are 198 days left in the year.

Today’s Highlight in History: On June 16, 2015, real estate mogul Donald Trump launched his successful campaign to become president of the United States with a speech at Trump Tower in Manhattan.

On this date: In 1858, accepting the Illinois Republican Party’s nomination for the U.S. Senate, Abraham Lincoln said the slavery issue had to be resolved, declaring, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

In 1903, Ford Motor Co. was incorporated.

In 1933, the National Industrial Recovery Act became law with President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s signature. (The Act was later struck down by the U.S. Supreme Court.)

In 1941, National Airport (now Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport) opened for business with a ceremony attended by President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

In 1963, the world’s first female space traveler, Valentina Tereshkova, 26, was launched into orbit by the Soviet Union aboard Vostok 6; Tereshkova spent 71 hours in flight, circling the Earth 48 times before returning safely. In 1970, Kenneth A. Gibson of Newark, New Jersey, became the first Black politician elected mayor of a major Northeast city. Chicago Bears running back Brian Piccolo, 26, died at a New York hospital after battling cancer.

In 1977, Soviet Communist Party General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev was named president, becoming the first person to hold both posts simultaneously.

In 1978, President Jimmy Carter and Panamanian leader Omar Torrijos (toh-REE’-ohs) signed the instruments of ratification for the Panama Canal treaties during a ceremony in Panama City.

In 1999, Thabo Mbeki took the oath as president of South Africa, succeeding Nelson Mandela.

In 2011, U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., announced his resignation from Congress, bowing to the furor caused by his sexually charged online dalliances with a former porn performer and other women.

In 2013, Justin Rose captured his first major championship and became the first Englishman in 43 years to win the U.S. Open, shooting a closing 70 at Merion Golf Club in Ardmore, Pennsylvania, for a 1-over 281 total.

In 2016, Walt Disney Co. opened Shanghai Disneyland, its first theme park in mainland China.

In 2017, President Donald Trump acknowledged for the first time that he was under federal investigation as part of the expanding probe into Russia’s election meddling as he lashed out at a top Justice Department official overseeing the inquiry.

In 2018, a 23-foot-long python swallowed a 54-year-old woman in central Indonesia, an extremely rare occurrence.

In 2020, federal authorities announced murder and attempted murder charges against an Air Force sergeant, Steven Carrillo, in the fatal shooting of a federal security officer outside a U.S. courthouse in Oakland, California. (Carrillo, who had ties to the far-right, anti-government “boogaloo” movement, pleaded guilty to a federal murder charge after prosecutors agreed not to seek the death penalty.)

In 2022, witnesses testified to the Jan. 6 committee that Donald Trump’s closest advisers viewed his last-ditch efforts to pressure Vice President Mike Pence to reject the tally of state electors and overturn the 2020 election as “nuts,” “crazy” and even likely to incite riots.

In 2023, Daniel Ellsberg, the government analyst and whistleblower who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971, died at age 92.

Today’s Birthdays: Actor Eileen Atkins is 90. Actor Bill Cobbs is 90. Author Joyce Carol Oates is 86. Country singer Billy “Crash” Craddock is 86. R&B singer Eddie Levert is 82. Actor Joan Van Ark is 81. Actor Geoff Pierson is 75. Boxing Hall of Famer Roberto Duran is 73. Pop singer Gino Vannelli is 72. Actor Laurie Metcalf is 69. Actor Arnold Vosloo is 62. Actor Danny Burstein is 60. Model-actor Jenny Shimizu is 57. Actor James Patrick Stuart is 56. Rapper MC Ren is 55. Actor Clifton Collins Jr. is 54. Golfer Phil Mickelson is 54. Actor John Cho is 52. Actor Eddie Cibrian is 51. Actor Fred Koehler is 49. Actor China Shavers is 47. Actor Daniel Bruhl is 46. Bluegrass musician Caleb Smith (Balsam Range) is 46. Actor Sibel Kekilli is 44. Actor Missy Peregrym is 42. Actor Olivia Hack is 41. Singer Diana DeGarmo (“American Idol”) is 37. Actor Ali Stroker is 37. Tennis player Bianca Andreescu is 24.

Thought for Today: “When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” — Linda Poindexter

Tyrades!

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Some fathers are entirely too serious.

They’re paranoid about their children finding out that they had their own youthful indiscretions and regrettable choices.

(“I don’t make mistakes. You can ask any of your six stepmoms.”) My late father ‘fessed up to his own errors in judgment, like when he was in the schoolyard and a classmate yelled to him from a second-story window to toss up some of the abundant hedge apples (a.k.a. Osage oranges) that littered the ground.

Just as the classmate accumulated an armload of the fruit for some immature plot, a teacher suddenly opened the door. Down went the fruit right on top of Dad. As the saying goes, the apple doesn’t fall far from the cranium, elbow, spleen… Another time, Dad and his cousin Bill amused themselves with the old string-tied-to-awallet gag. But one passerby spied them in hiding and cut the string, gaining a free wallet. Guess Dad and Bill didn’t skip the extended warranty at the five-and-dime again!

When he was a little older, Dad was plowing in the hot sun. He brainstormed the bright idea of lying down in the spring to cool off. The shock of the contrast nearly killed him, which of course, would have set off a ripple in time affecting MY existence. Brrr. I suddenly felt someone plowing on my grave.

Adulthood did not stop Dad’s impulsiveness. He particularly enjoyed good-natured pranks pulled on a slow-witted co-worker named Eric (or “EAR-ick,” as everyone pronounced it). Once Dad invited, “Shake a leg, Eric.” Eric obliged. “Now shake the other leg.” Eric obliged again. Finallly, Dad suggested, “Now shake both legs.” Eric gamely achieved some prototype of what would later be dubbed “hang time” — before falling flat on his keister.

But Dad’s favorite Eric incident involved invading Eric’s personal space with an accusatory inquiry of “Eric, what’s this I hear about you slumbering in bed???”

Caught off-guard, all Eric could offer was a spluttered denial. (“It’s a damn lie! Not in three years! Three years!”) Codger-hood did not see a decline in mischief. When the ad salesman for the local paper came by Dad’s workplace to drum up business, Dad hit him up with a puzzle. (“When I was 40 years old, our bookkeeper was 10 – one-quarter of my age. When I was 45, she was 15 – or one-third my age. Now that I’m 60 and she’s 30, she’s half my age. When will we be the same age?”) The little gears started turning in the salesman’s head as he counted on his fingers. He finally said, “I know there’s an answer to this. Let me drop off some papers at the office and I’ll be right back.”

The salesman did not reappear until the next scheduled advertising spiel. And the matter of the bookkeeper’s age went mercifully unmentioned.

If your father is still living, be sure to thank him for the fun he has brought to your life.

Me? I’ll reminisce about the fellow who boasted of his new gazebo.

Dad faked a “sour grapes” demeanor and sighed, “I’m proud for you, but I wouldn’t even know what to feed the darned thing!”

Thankfully, Dad’s humor lives on in my son.

And for those of you quipping, “Guess these things skip a generation,” I’ve got a big pile of hedge apples and a warmedup pitching arm… (EDITOR’S NOTE: Danny Tyree is a syndicated columnist whose work is distributed by Cagle Cartoons Inc. Contact him at tyreetyrades@aol.com.)

The Bookworm Sez

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‘Stowaway: The Disreputable Exploits of the Rat’ by Joe Shute

Eeeeeeek!

You spotted a shadow that clung to the floorboards as it disappeared down the tiniest of holes near the cabinet – a hole you never noticed, a hole that’s practically like a garage. You’ve seen that shadow before and basically ignored it, but now you know what it is and that makes you shudder. It explains the scratching in the ceiling and things missing from your pantry. As in the new book “Stowaway” by Joe Shute, meet your new neighbor.

Manchester terriers were bred long ago for one main thing: to kill rats. Joe Shute got to see that in action one night when he went out with a rat-hunter and his two dogs, and though Shute didn’t get to see the dogs in action, he knew the end result.

That’s fine for a lot of people who think a dead rat is a good rat. Most folks, in fact, don’t have nice things to say about the rodents that steal our food, destroy buildings, and cause millions in damages. Rats spray urine and that’s super-disgusting. They carry disease.

“Rats,” Shute says, “are like ghost stories: everybody has one.” His is this: Shute once very much feared rats. Just the idea of them gave him the heebie-jeebies but as he began learning more about them and writing this book, he realized that he needed to live with a rat, for research purposes. He and his wife brought home a pair of adorable and soon beloved rat pups, Molly and Ermintrude.

Rats, Shute says, are extremely fecund: one breeding pair, according to a journalist in 1813, could result in 3 million young in three years’ time. All those rodents, collectively, have “sacrificed more in the pursuit of understanding the human condition than any other” creature, but they’ve also been the carriers of several deadly diseases. Through the centuries, humans have tried to fix that, to eradicate rats, but the best (and most repeated) advice Shute got was to learn to live alongside them.

We need rats and “… rats need us…” Judging by what author Joe Shute learned while writing “Stowaway,” most people fall into one of two camps on this subject: extreme fascination or extreme freak-out. People love rats, or they detest them, with very little middle-ground. Don’t expect them to leap out at you here, though; instead, you’ll start to think about them in a unique manner.

Over and over, Shute asks readers to consider the “hubris” of humans and “what right… we have to deem which animal is permitted to share the earth with us, and which is not?” To contribute to the discussion, he swallows his fear, creeps into a waterside tunnel, tickles rats to hear them giggle, watches them work, and goes on a hunt for them. It’s a brave, open-minded narrative that leads readers on a journey of curiosity, wonder, and a few good grimaces.

Be prepared to consider your position, and this is a book you’ll enjoy. Whether it makes you shudder or not, “Stowaway” is worth a pEeeeeeeeeek!

First Day

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— The 28th Annual Weed Bluegrass Festival will be held from 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Saturday, July 20, at the Weed Community Center. Admission is $15 per person, $30 per family. Chairs will be available or bring your own to enjoy six great bands. A catered lunch will be available for purchase, and cinnamon rolls and coffee will be provided free. On Sunday, July 21, a short devotional will be held at 9 a.m., followed by bluegrass gospel music. For more information, visit weednm.org or contact John Bell at 575-687-3316.

AROUND TOWN

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YARD OF THE WEEK — Artesia Clean & Beautiful is sponsoring its Yard of the Week contest now through September. Colorful, attractive, well-groomed lawns with curb appeal meet the qualifications. To nominate a yard worthy of the title, contact Linda at 575513-0143 or the AC&B office at 575-748-3192. —————– HEAD START ENROLLMENT — Head Start is currently enrolling 3- and 4-year-olds for its 2024-25 program year. Children must turn 3 by Sept. 1. To schedule an enrollment appointment, call 575-748-1141. Parents or guardians will be asked to bring the child’s birth certificate and immunization records, verification of income (2023 tax return or SNAP), and a Medicaid or private insurance card. —————– KIDS’ STORYTIME Children ages 12 and under are invited to a Summer Reading Program adventure-themed StoryTime and Craft at 10 a.m. Tuesday, June 18, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575746-4252. —————– TEEN CRAFT — Teens ages 13-17 are invited to create a Summer Reading Program themed craft at 1 p.m. Tuesday, June 18, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575-7464252. —————– MACARON MAKING FOR ADULTS — Adults ages 18 and up are invited to a Summer Reading Program macaron- making demonstration with Alison from Kith + Kin Roasting Co. at 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 18, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575-7464252. —————– KIDS’ STEM LAB — Children ages 12 and under are invited to drop in for a Summer Reading Program STEM Lab from 11 a.m. – 2 p.m. Wednesdays, June 19 and 26, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– TEEN GAMES — Teens ages 13-17 are invited to a Summer Reading Program games event at 1 p.m. Wednesdays, June 19 and 26, at the Artesia Public Library. Come play a variety of games, from life-sized Jenga to Bingo. For more information, call the library at 575-7464252. —————– CHASE SCHOLAR COMMUNITY SERVICE — Chase Scholars will be performing community service for senior citizens June 19-21. Students will be in groups with an adult supervisor and will be available for yard work, cleaning exterior windows, and various odd jobs. Students will not be painting. Sign-ups for those needing work done are available at the Senior MealSite, the Senior Center, the Artesia Chamber of Commerce, and KSVP. For more information, contact Ginny at the Chase Foundation, 575-746-4610. —————– ROCKY MOUNTAIN PUPPETS — Children ages 12 and under are invited to a Summer Reading Program performance by Meghan and the Rocky Mountain Puppets at 2 p.m. Thursday, June 20, at the Artesia Center, 612 N. Eighth St. For more information, call the Artesia Public Library at 575-746-4252. —————– TEEN ART — Teens ages 13-17 are invited to complete a Summer Reading Program themed art project at 1 p.m. Thursdays, June 20 and 27, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– CRAFTING FOR ADULTS — Adults ages 18 and up are invited to a Summer Reading Program crafting event at 3:30 p.m. Thursday, June 20, at the Artesia Public Library. Sharon Wright with Stampin’ Up will demonstrate how to make unique cards. For more information, call the library at 575746-4252. —————– NORTH EDDY REPUBLICANS — The North Eddy County Republicans will meet at 5:30 p.m. Thursday, June 20, in the clubhouse at the Artesia Country Club. All are welcome. Need not be a member of the club to attend. The speaker has yet to be determined.

—————– KIDS’ MOVIE — Children ages 12 and under are invited to watch an adventure-themed movie at 11 a.m. Friday, June 21, at the Artesia Public Library. Popcorn will be served. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– ELECTRONIC RECYCLING — Artesia Clean & Beautiful will host its annual eWaste Event from 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Friday, June 21, and 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Saturday, June 22, at the Eddy County Fairgrounds food court. Items to be accepted for recycling include all office-related equipment, fax machines, copiers, typewriters, CPUs, and consumer electronics including DVD and VCR players and video game consoles, radios, telephones and cell phones, server and telecom equipment, cameras and stereo equipment. There will be a $5 charge for large CRT monitors. Televisions and home appliances will not be accepted. For more information, call AC&B at 575-748-3192. —————– DOCUMENT DESTRUCTION — CARC Document Destruction will be at Artesia Clean & Beautiful’s eWaste Event from 9 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. Friday, June 21, at the Eddy County Fairgrounds food court to accept any residential documents in need of disposal, up to 100 pounds. No commercial documents will be accepted. For more information, call AC&B at 575-748-3192. —————– PRIDE EVENT — Artesia’s Fourth Annual Pride Event will be held at 5 p.m. Saturday, June 22, at Pizza Hut. The community is invited to attend to honor those who have made sacrifices to make the world a more accepting place. All ages and identities are welcome to come make new friends, spread love, and show allyship. —————– GREAT AMERICAN CLEAN-UP — Artesia Clean & Beautiful will continue scheduling clean-ups through June 22. Volunteers may sign up any time at the AC&B office, 422 W. Main St., to receive supplies. For more information, call 575-748-3192. —————– HOSPITAL BOARD — The Artesia Special Hospital District Board of Trustees will meet at 5:15 p.m. Monday, June 24, in Green Chile Room A at Artesia General Hospital for the purpose of conducting regular business and discussing finances and other matters in an open setting. —————– KIDS’ STORY CREATIONS — Children ages 12 and under are invited to a Summer Reading Program Story Creations event at 10 a.m. Tuesday, June 25, at the Artesia Public Library. Join Denise Gard and her amazing Border Collies, Joey and Kira, as they bring their Egyptian adventures to the library. For more information, call the library at 575746-4252. —————– TEEN IMPROV — Teens ages 13-17 are invited to a Summer Reading Program Teen Improv event at 2 p.m. Tuesday, June 25, at the Artesia Public Library. Denise Gard will work with teens on their improv skills. For more information, call the library at 575746-4252. —————– LUNCH BUNCH BOOK CLUB — Ages 18 and up are invited to the Lunch Bunch Book Club at noon Tuesday, June 25, at the Artesia Public Library. Denise Gard will join in a discussion of her book “Raven Woods Smoke Signals.” Copies are available for check-out at the library or via Libby. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– YARN UNITED — Adults ages 18 and up are invited to Yarn United at noon Wednesday, June 26, at the Artesia Public Library. All skill levels are invited to crochet, knit or just untangle the yarn with other yarnsters. All forms of sewing and crafting welcome. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– NEW MEXICO WILDLIFE — Children ages 12 and under are invited to learn about New Mexico wildlife with the New Mexico Department of Game and Fish at 11 a.m. Thursday, June 27, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– LITERARY LOUNGE Adults ages 18 and up are invited to Literary Lounge at 11:30 a.m. Thursday, June 27, at the Artesia Public Library. The June selection is “The Library of Lost & Found” by Phaedra Patrick. Copies are available for check-out at the library or via Libby. For more information, call the library at 575-7464252. —————– KIDS’ LEGO CHALLENGE — Children ages 12 and under are invited to drop in for a Summer Reading Program adventure-themed LEGO Challenge from 11 a.m. – 2 p.m. Friday, June 28, at the Artesia Public Library. For more information, call the library at 575746-4252. —————– SUMMER READING FAMILY EVENT — A Summer Reading Program family event will be held at 5 p.m. Friday, June 28, at the Artesia Public Library. All ages are invited to participate in a Chalk Party. All sidewalks on the south side of the library will be decorated. Chalk will be provided. For more information, call the library at 575-746-4252. —————– GAME-DAY APPAREL The Artesia High School Student Council has launched its game-day apparel for the 202425 season. Fans can now purchase a variety of products at great prices; there’s something for everyone in the collection so you can show your support for the team in style. All orders must be placed online by July 24. Use promo code BULLDOG to remove the shipping cost. Pick-up will be available at the AHS office Aug. 16 and 19. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to gear up for the games and give back to the Student Council, and don’t forget to share with your fellow Bulldog fans! —————– LIBRARY BOARD — The Artesia Public Library is seeking to fill soon-to-be-opened seats on the Library Board of Trustees. Anyone interested should submit a letter of inquiry to Library Supervisor Omar Acosta at the library or by email to oacosta@artesianm.gov. —————– PHLEBOTOMIST PROGRAM — Applications are now open for Artesia General Hospital’s certified phlebotomist program. To learn how to apply and for more information on this career opportunity, call 575-736-8178 or email foundation@ artesiageneral.com. —————– INTRO TO YOUTH SPORTS — The Artesia Center is offering a program for children ages 3-5 that introduces kids to sports in a fun, non-stressful environment. The program is held from 11 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Center. For more information, contact Bernice at 915-249-8934. —————– COMMUNITY FITNESS CLASS — The public is invited to attend a fun, free community fitness class, led by certified group fitness instructor Dottie Ellis, from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Artesia Center, 612 N. Eighth St. —————– WIDOW’S MIGHT — Widow’s Might, a support group for widows at all stages of grief, will meet at 6:30 p.m. each Thursday in the classroom building on the east side of West Main Baptist Church, 1701 W. Main St. For more information, call 575-746-3528, email widowsmightnm@gmail. com, or visit widowsmightnm. com or facebook.com/widowsmightnm.